i won’t have a debit card until next tuesday, wednesday, or thursday and apparently the tickets for beyonce’s new tour go on sale then. i won’t have enough money by then either. why won’t god let me be great?
those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 “i made my bratz dolls kiss today”????
I first discovered masturbation when I was 9 and I didn’t know what to do with the cum so I’d wipe it on my little sister’s door and tell my parents she was picking her nose but only my password journal knew the truth
even this drink machine knows
Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
Robyn & Röyksopp - Do it again
"It was exciting and just a major, major compliment…I was happy for all the girls who would see me on [it] and feel a little more seen." - Lupita Nyong’o on being named People Magazine’s Most Beautiful